A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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Jovan

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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