- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

kieran is a homosexual

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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