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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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