Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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