- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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