What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

no

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Anti Joke

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