Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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