I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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