- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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