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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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