- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Your Mom

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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