a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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