- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

I literally died laughing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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