How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Whats 1+1? window!

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

being sober in a bar fight

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Click here for free sandwich.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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