- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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