- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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