- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

white or wheat? wheat please.

I love you

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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