you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

I hate blackniggers

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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