What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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Your mom.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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