whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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This is an anti- joke

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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field day?

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What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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