- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Obama lin Baden.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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