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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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