Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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Sex education in Texas.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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