Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

PICKLES

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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