- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

whats black and strange a paki

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

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