what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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