- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

whats black and strange a paki

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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