- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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