We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Jack Stevens

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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