What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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What's the new green? Green

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

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How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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