- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

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