- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Katy Perry

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Jebron Lames.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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