- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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