Beka has AIDS

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

No

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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