So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

I literally died laughing

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

What is square and grey? A grey square.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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