how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

why did katy fall off her bike?

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

If life gives you lemonade.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Detroit has a low crime rate

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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