- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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