What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

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...The new series of spinoff movies from the worlds most frightening franchise! Pretty Normal Activity: Doing the groceries *****-Did not scare me at all :D! Ballbusters movie rentals *****- The demon never showed up which made this the scariest movie ever! Could not sleep for months... Whatyumean there is nothing paranormal in this? Aww FU*beep*CK!! Sumgay Inthestreet Journal *****-Pissed myself just from hearing the title got a stroke and almost died!, was it another Paranormal movie you said? Most overhyped comment we could find. Goddamn exaggerated movie reviews that fooled me into buying the original and expect something actually scary :(

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How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

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Connor is homo

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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Katy Perry

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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Jebron Lames.

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