Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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poopy is poopy

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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Justin Beiber

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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Whats 1+1? window!

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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Jeff

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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