- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

I? Everett

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Why? Why not?

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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