Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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