- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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womens rights

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

roses are red violets are indigo

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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