Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Detroit has a low crime rate

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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