- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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