A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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were you expecting a joke

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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