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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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