Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

poo

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

sorry got to poo

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

PIED NINNY!

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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