What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry." "No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away." "I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

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What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

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Call me Ishmael. Or don't. Well, you can, but I'm not forcing you. You could call me Steve or Bob, it's not really that important. I'm just around here anyway to tell about a huge white dick. A whale dick. A SPERM whale dick. Never mind. Or the guy whose obsessed with it. No, it's not what it sounds like. He just wants to stab it with his harpoon. Wait, that sounds even worse. Whatever. Anyway, call me Ishmael...

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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