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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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