- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What? Yes.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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