- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

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