"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Joesph Triphook.

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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I don't get it

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Stop procrastinating.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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Anti Joke

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