Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Golf.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Uh... What was emulating again?

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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