- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Hi

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??