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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

there once was a black man who played basketball

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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