Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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Joesph Triphook.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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