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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

This isn't funny.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

An Asian person drove home safely.

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