Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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