- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Camerons hair is Curly..

human centipede

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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