- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

run farther?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

2 + 2 = 4

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Burp

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

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Poop

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

A Chinese man fails a math test

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