When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Knock knock Go fuck yourself

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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