- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

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