What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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