- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

No your aunties a joke

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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