99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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dat shoe shine tho

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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Women's rights

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