- Anti Joke

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Hi.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??