- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Face...tastes like chicken!

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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