Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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Anti Joke

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