Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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YEAH THEY DO!

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

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so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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