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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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