- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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