- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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