Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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