What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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Steven hawkings shook my hand

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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