- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

I have aids

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

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