A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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A bar walks into a man

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A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Get Outta Here We're Closed!

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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