Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Hitler and Jews become friends.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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