- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

what is orange? an orange

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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