What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Lololol

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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