- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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