Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

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What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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women's rights

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Covert trance, black Ops, and something I kinda made up myself. The first two are basically using suggestions without the victim being aware of it, that is how that famous bank robber that just asks nicely for all the cash and gets it succeeds. The other is tricking the "allmighty" subconcious and again, my own invention people claim its called "this and that", I know, because I coined most of the terms. Anyway, you put people into a deep state of trance, you tell them to take a step forward into the sea, and well, you actually led them down the top of a skyscraper or something fun... "Now... Suck on the lollipop I have between my, okay ill stop"

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What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

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Anti Joke

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