- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

when debbie meets downer

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

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