what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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Anti Joke

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