- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Dave's not here.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

Knock Knock Who did that?

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

This isn't funny.

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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