What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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