What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

No soup for you!

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

Raveena Thandhan

What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

wanna hear a joke? yes

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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