- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What comes after 23? 24.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

How you know when dislextic

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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