- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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