- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

homosexual rights to marriage

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Why did jim all I over? He dies

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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