- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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