Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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