If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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Rylan Clark

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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